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officialunitedstates:

there are three types of people in this world: bullies, people who get bullied, and the school principal, who refuses to do anything about the bullies because the head bully’s father is the local sicilian mob boss.  you don’t know exactly what he’s capable of but when he came in to parent teacher conferences the teacher quit the next day.  your daily newspaper keeps smelling like gasoline and sometimes you order a pizza and you’re given a smashed hot dog in a pizza box instead

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

(via nizzlekicks)